I heard someone describe something today as "A Political Think Tank" they of course followed with "I realize that is of course an oxymoron". That got me to thinking if politics can have "Think Tanks" then they deserve to have a "Joke Bank".
So anyone anywhere who wants to tell jokes about those in politics can put them in the comments here.
I will start. What kind of Doctor specializes in treating those in Politics?
A Proctologist of course.
If someone in Politics has hemorrhoids what do his press releases claim he is suffering from.
Brain Tumors.
You can tell if they are lying. Their lips are moving.
So everyone welcome.
A plane was about to crash and there were only three parachutes between the four passengers.
ReplyDeleteThe first man said "I'm Kobe Bryant, Americas most important basketballer, I MUST survive" he then grabbed a parachute and jumped from the plane.
The second man said "I'm Tony Blair, Britains most intelligent ever Prime Minister, I too MUST survive" he grabbed the next parachute & jumped from the plane also.
The third man was the Pope and he turned to the fourth passenger, a ten year old boy, and said "I am old son, my time is nearly up and I believe you have more to offer the world than I do so I shall give you the the third parachute, save yourself."
The ten year old boy replied "Thank you for your offer old man but there's still two left - Britains most intelligent Prime Minister just took my school backpack!"
According to surgeons, politicians are the esiest to operate on. They have no gut, no heart, and no spine. Plus, the head and ass are interchangeable!
ReplyDeleteDo you know where congressman came from?
In the animal kingdom, a group of lions is called a pride, a group of wolves, a pack, of cattle, a herd, of fish, a school, of birds, a flock, of ants, a colony, of whales, a pod and baboons, a congress. Ofe the animals, mentioned, only the baboons resemble politicians, physically and mentally. now you know...
lol all of you are goofs, great jokes!!!
ReplyDeleteEx-President Bush ( takes your choice ) dies & finds himself in the afterlife. All the great figures of history are there and he gets to meet a great many. However he really wants to meet Moses. Everytime he sees Moses he gets spotted and Moses takes off like he just ate 3 pounds of prunes and the toilet is about to go pay.
ReplyDeleteWhen George meets Abe Linclon he asks if Moses has anything against Americans. Abe says " Not at all it's just that the last time he had a conversation with a Bush he spent 40 years in the Wilderness"
President Obama is extremely worried about the H1N1 virus. He has just allocated 2 billion dollars to ensure the nations computers are protected from it. If needed he will add an additional 500 million to ensure the protection of microwave ovens, toaster ovens and refidgerators.
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