I got myself a haircut yesterday around noon. The barbershop is literally my neighbour. In fact as I look out the window in my computer room or den the roof I am looking across is the barbershop. It means I get light on a side most apartments above stores don't but because of the V shape of the alley if a slight wind is blowing in the right direction I get a howl like a horror movie sound effect. Has caused a few sleepless night if it is a strong wind. Until sh*t for brains here realizes the couch is very comfortable and uses his single brain cell to decide to move.
Back to haircuts. I joke that there are only 3 men's hairstyles while women have a near infinite number. In fact there probably more ladies hairstyles then there are possible number combinations for the lottery. However men there are 3, parted, unparted and departed. However departed is usually not complete. So we have to get cleaned up at least every couple of months. Not to mention cutting ear hair before we trip over it.
Anyway I was finally about to shut my eyes for the night about 2 am as lately I have been having trouble sleeping. 2am was my finishing time when I worked subway emergency so that or 7 am from when I worked night shift in streetcar emergency are almost normal betimes for me. Not by choice by choice I prefer to sleep midnight to 8 am. Seems that only happens if both the weather and my health are at nice levels. Just as I was taking my last medication I happened to look in the mirror. At that time I realized I had not looked in one since before I got the haircut. Normally I would come home trim my beard and go about but yesterday I needed a few grocery items so got those first. Routine broken I went about my day. Not a big deal but I can honestly say I have no problems in the vanity department about my looks. Can you imagine a women not looking in the mirror for 14 hours after a new haircut.
So a couple jokes. Who would have to be the laziest man in History.
The man who invented the Golf Tee.
Think about it.
How lazy do you have to be to invent something to rest your balls on?
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What, no picture of the new hair cut?! xxx
ReplyDeleteI go over half a day without looking in a mirror and you think I may have taken a picture. I'm just lucky the mirror didn't shatter.
ReplyDeleteSid, you are lucky the mirror did not shatter and luckier that your middle name is not Medusa.
ReplyDeleteMedusa must have been a drug dealer everyone around her was always stoned.
ReplyDeleteNo doubt,Medusa slithered the earth like one in order to get about so I think that was a brilliant observation.
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