Due to snow plow activity last night I couldn't sleep. Scraping the ground when moving forward beeping when backing up. As a result I lay in bed thinking. As most of you know at times me thinking is not a good idea. However I did figure out why men pick their nose.
As everyone knows men have two heads but only enough blood to use one at a time. It used to be we were incapable of intelligent thought until our later years. Then they invented Viagra and adult males may never think again. However here is my reasoning of why men pick their nose.
Lack of room. Let's face it our southern heads are nowhere as large as we tend to imagine they are. Can't take much blood to fill it. So if we get stuffed up in the head even a little bit there isn't much room. If enough blood gets up there to engorge our single brain cell the smallest restriction on volume can prevent us from having an idea. So we have to do it to make room just in case. Combined with the fact whenever a man learns something new it pushes out something else to make room that just may have been important. As Homer Simpson said " Remember when I took that home wine making course and forgot how to drive."
Best to err on the side of caution.
In the interest of keeping this blog readable by polite society I won't try to figure out things men do with this substance once it has been mined.
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I know! They roll it and flick it.....grrrrrr.
ReplyDeletewhy haven't i thought of that??? wait, which head are you referring to?
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a nose is a nose is a nose is a nose... let me paraphrase Gertrude Stein........
ReplyDeleteA Friend who was a PI ( Private Investigator ) once told me he was taking a survellance course and was told if he ever found himself following a subject in a car, and ended up next to the subject and the subject started to turn to look at him to shove a finger up his nose and make like he was attempting brain surgery. usually people look away.
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