Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Sex so good it Makes your eyes Water


Yesterday I had more visitors to my blog then ever before. The articles were not brilliant or extremely useful. Many of the previous were useful to the point of the information could save your life. The difference is yesterday was probably the first time I used the word sex in an article. I joked that with all the pollen in the air causing my eyes to water I was allergic to Floral sex. Even worse the non drowsy meds don't work for me. So to add to that I guess I must say there is a form of sex that makes my eyes water and naturally it is a form that does not involve me. I could say it is observing Floral Sex that brings the watery eyes but that would not be true. The watery eyes stop me from observing it. Like having a newly wed neighbour and thin walls I can't see when it is happening but there is no way I don't know it is happening.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Kids and Reading

I was one of those lucky people who could read before getting to school. Which meant I didn't have to limit myself to learning to read the way the school system tries to teach it but rather only within my own limits. To be honest I don't think humans have any limits. My father used to read to me with me in his lap and he was one of those people who moved his finger under the word he was reading. As a result I learned to recognize the whole words rather than sound them out. On top of that when I traveled with my Grandparents. I would try to read signs and they would help when I couldn't read them. Also early on I developed a love of comic books. I learned a great deal from comics mainly they improved my reading. The point of this is simple, anything a kid wants to read help them read it and let them read it ( with the exception of so called adult material. I tend to think they call things adult when you would be embarassed to have your kids catch you reading it.)

Allergic to Floral Sex

Spring at last after a long and in many ways the darkest winter I can recall in my 55 years. The downside the trees and flowers start to pollinate my eyes water, itch, swell and eventually close. On top of that there is the sneezing. However in looking at it from a completely different point of view the next time someone asks what are you allergic to I think that I will answer floral sex.